For Your Eyestalks Only

Dear journal,

Imagine me going to Saltwater Spy School. I was so surprised to be invited, I nearly flipped my shell! Every morning, I have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. And when you’re a hermit crab, you pinch yourself with a wicked claw.

Ouch!­­

Have you opened my journal by mistake?

Did you think it would be cool to spy on a spy?

Close the book right now.

This is top-secret information. If you read it, I will have to krill you.